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Tuttu quì hè ghjustu
bella, Samantha.

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Grazie, Gertrude.

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Se mi pare un pocu verde,
hè pura invidia.

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I scappu ogni volta chì vecu
un amicu maritatu felice.

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U to turnu vinarà.

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A so, ma quandu?

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Appena scontru
l'omu ghjustu.

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Avete qualchì idea
induve si piatta ?

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Scomeraghju chì Darrin sapi
un saccu di simpatici omi single.

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Oh, ùn vogliu micca
pari troppu ansiosu, Samantha,

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ma sò sempre dispunibule.

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L'aghju invitatu à qualchissia
à cena u venneri sera.

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Oh!

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Oh, mi dispiace tantu !

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Ùn vi preoccupate micca. Hè solu
una replica à pocu prezzu.

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Pò esse rimpiazzatu.

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Ùn pareva micca prezzu.

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L'aspettu pò esse ingannatu.

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Avà, Gertrude, vai
pudè vene à cena

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Venneri sera?

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Di sicuru.

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Ma pensu chì saria megliu
invita l'uraganu Hannah.

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Ùn esse stupidu.

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Ci si vede vennari sera.

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Grazie.

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A chì ora vennari ?

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Ottu ore.

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Vi aghju dettu chì puderia esse rimpiazzatu.

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Cari, sò in casa.

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Ciao, carità.

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Ciao, criatura.

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Avete avutu un ghjornu duru
à l'uffiziu ?

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U solitu.

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Scomu chì site felice di avè una bella
a casa per vultà dopu à u travagliu.

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Ci scumesse chì sò.

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Possu preparà un beie?

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Grazie, caru.

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Aghju scumessa alcuni cumpagni à l'uffiziu
ùn sò micca cusì furtunatu.

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Nisunu di elli sò.

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Certi di elli probabilmente
ùn sò mancu maritati.

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Stai guidà
à qualcosa, Sam?

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Perchè dite cusì ?

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Qualcosa circa
u vostru approcciu.

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Probabilmente ci sò assai
di bachelors attraenti

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à l'uffiziu, ùn ci hè micca ?

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Perchè?

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Darrin, face ogni dumanda
ci vole à avè un "perchè" daretu ?

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Fighjate, Sam, nimu ùn dumanda
una quistione cusì

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senza avè
un motivu ulteriore.

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Avà, pussede.

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Chi hè què?

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Avete qualchì
fidanzata sola

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chi cerca un maritu ?

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Ebbè, ci hè unu
bella ragazza chì cunnoscu.

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Uh-huh. WHO?

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Gertrude.

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A cunnoscu ?

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L'avete scontru
à u beneficu di l'uspidale.

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Oh.

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Era ella quella cun...?

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No, hè Lola.

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Era ella quella cun...?

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Innò, pensu chì sì
pensendu à Nancy.

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Pensu à Nancy.

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Scurdate di Nancy!

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Pensa à Gertrude.

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Aghju paura ch'ella ùn hà micca fattu assai
di una impressione nantu à mè, Sam.

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Ella farà una bella impressione
nantu à qualchì poviru zitellu solitario

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à u vostru uffiziu.

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Innò, ùn hà micca.

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Ùn cunnoscu nimu
poveri picciotti soli.

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E quellu amicu artista
di u vostru?

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Kermit.

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Oh, scherzi !

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Kermit hà una palla
essendu single.

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E donne si ghjittanu
à i so pedi.

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Chì vita chì Kermit vive.

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Avete guidatu u listessu
tipu di vita quandu mi scontru.

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È site felice di rinunzià.

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Ùn erate micca?

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Di sicuru, Sam.

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Ma una zitella cum'è tè
ùn vene micca ogni ghjornu.

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Nè una zitella
cum'è Gertrude.

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Aghju una idea.

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Perchè ùn dumandate micca à Kermit
à cena u venneri sera?

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Sam, s'ellu ci hè una cosa Kermit
ùn hè micca in u mercatu,

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hè una moglia.

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Caru, ti dumandu solu
per invitallu à cena,

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micca u so matrimoniu.

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Per mè?

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Per piacè?

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Ciao, Kermit.
Ciao, Darrin.

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Mmm. U zitellu !
Ti piace ella ?

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Quale ùn avissi?
U nome hè Susan.

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Eiu sò. L'aghju scontru cun voi
uni pochi di volte, ricordate?

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Oh, hè ghjustu.

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Ehm...

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Pensu chì sarete occupatu
Vennari sera, nò ?

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Oh, sì. Ella m'hà dumandatu
fora à u so locu.

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Hè questu.

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Hè ciò chì?

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A mo moglia avia l'idea loca

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chì vi pò piace à vene
a cena in casa nostra.

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Samantha hè una bona cuoca ?

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Piuttostu bè.
veneraghju.

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È alluntanassi da quessa?

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Ebbè, possu sempre
marchjà drittu daretu.

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Speru.

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Chì ora?

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A cena hè à 8.

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Seraghju quì.

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Ehi, hè u mio, amicu.

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Oh, sì.

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Candele ?

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Avemu sempre candele quandu
avemu invitati per cena.

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Sta sera mi piacerebbe chì e luci sò accese.
Perchè?

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Cusì chì Kermit pò piglià un bonu
Fighjate à a vostra amica Gertrude.

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Avà, caru,
ùn fate micca sonu

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cum'è s'ellu ci prova
per mette qualcosa nantu à ellu.

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Bè, ùn site micca?

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Quandu ellu cunnosce Gertrude,

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ellu vi ringraziarà
per avè riunitu.

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S'ella era
u tipu di zitella

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chì faria una impressione
nantu à Kermit,

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Mi ricurdaria d'ella
da u benefiziu di l'uspidale.

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Ùn ghjudicà micca i gusti di tutti
da u vostru propiu, caru.

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A carne di un omu
hè di un altru omu--

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Cunnoscu questu omu particulari
gusti, Sam, credimi.

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Avà, cumportatevi.

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Pruvaraghju.

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Salute. Spergu chì ùn sò micca tardi.

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No, sì u primu quì.
Entra, Gertrude.

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Ciao, Darrin.
Piacere di vedevi di novu.

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Ciao, Gertrude.
Piacere di vedevi di novu.

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A vita di matrimoniu
deve esse d'accordu cun voi.

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Avete messu un pocu pesu,
ùn avete micca?

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Oh, aghju?

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Ebbè, ti vede
quasi u listessu.

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Da veru?

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Megliu ritruvà
à a sala di pulveri

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è vede s'ellu possu
fà qualcosa nantu à questu.

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Ùn mi ricordu d'ella
à tuttu.

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Darrin!

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L'aghju da piglià, cari.

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Salutami, Darrin.
Ciao, Kermit. Entra.

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Grazie. Ciao, Samantha.

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Salutami, Kermit.

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Ah, chì faraghju
cun questu, Darrin?

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Oh, diu!

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Era preziosa ?

151
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Ùn dumandate micca.

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Ùn fate micca caprettu.

153
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Ùn ti ne fà. Pò esse
rimpiazzatu cusì cusì.

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Smetti di pruvà à spaventà
lu poviru. Faraghju cusì.

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Salute. Sò Gertrude.

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Oh, sò Kermit.

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Grazie per mettemi dritta
circa stu vasu.

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U mo vechju amicu quì
m'hà avutu preoccupatu per un minutu.

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Ebbè, quellu vasu hè accadutu
una vera reliquia.

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Ha. Cusì sò.

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Avete statu avvistatu di mè o fate
Vengu cum'è una sorpresa orribile?

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Siete una bella sorpresa.

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Dimmi tuttu di sè stessu.

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Oh, hè terribilmente
storia senza interessu.

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Perchè ùn mi dici
tuttu di tè?

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Cù piacè. Avete appena accadutu
per chjappà nantu à u mo sughjettu preferitu.

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Li piace.

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Induve hà avutu l'idea
quellu vasu puderia esse rimpiazzatu?

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Oh, ùn vi preoccupate micca,
cari. Si pò.

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Samantha.
Mm-hm?

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Gertrude hè un--?

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A chì ?

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Sai.

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Veramente, Darrin!
Avà, andate.

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Sembranu avè pigliatu
l'un l'altru. Ùn hè micca bellu?

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"Bella" ùn hè micca a parolla.
Hè stranu.

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00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:10,699
Sò circundatu da
belli ragazze ghjornu è notte.

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Aghju da vene
cum'è un bellu scossa.

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Chi voli dì?

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Ebbè, ùn sò micca esattamente
u tipu di mudellu.

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Pensu chì sì
un tipu assai bellu

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è vogliu chì ti fermassi
correre giù.

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Darrin, sta zitella
hè fantastico.

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Induve avete
l'aveva nascosta?

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Vi tuccherà à dumandà
a mo moglia sta quistione.

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Uh, chì site ghjente
beie ?

187
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Averaghju un Crazy Charlie.

188
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Uh, chì hè questu?

189
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Hè a mo propria invenzione.
Hè cumpostu di -

190
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Dui parti di vodka,
una parte di gin

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è una parte
bicarbonate di soda.

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Cumu in u mondu
sapete chì?

193
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Ùn a sò micca. Devu esse psichicu.

194
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Averaghju ancu un Crazy Charlie.
Sona interessante.

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Dui Crazy Charlies chì venenu.

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Fate quelli trè.

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Trè Crazy Charlies.

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È un bicarb di soda.
drittu.

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Ùn possu più
sapete di Crazy Charlie.

200
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:04,419
Scogliu chì voi dui truvate chì avete
assai cose in cumunu.

201
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Ah, Kermit, venite quì.
Aghju bisognu di u vostru aiutu.

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00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:08,506
andaraghju.

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00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,550
[Darrin] Vogliu Kermit.

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Perdonu.

205
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Chì ne pensate di ellu ?

206
00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,559
In regula,
Ùn mi piace micca l'omi belli,

207
00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,562
ma hè l'eccezzioni.

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Attenti.
Di chì ?

209
00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,235
Gertrude.

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Chì ci hè di ella ?

211
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,947
Ùn sò micca sicuru.

212
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Mi pare perfettamente bè.

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00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:38,369
Credimi, ne so di più
queste cose chè voi.

214
00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:39,496
Da quandu ?

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00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:40,997
Dapoi mi sò maritatu.

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Ascolta, amico, una licenza di matrimoniu
ùn hè micca un Master.

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Sò di ciò chì parlu !

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Cusì aghju.

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Pigliate u mo cunsigliu:
Ignora quella zitella.

220
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Aghju una idea megliu.

221
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,425
Chì ?

222
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Ti ignoreraghju.

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Oh, Kermit.

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Quì.

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00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,938
Grazie.

226
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,988
Hè, uh... differente.

227
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,865
Cusì sì.

228
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I curlew passanu
principiu di questu annu.

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Ùn mi dite micca
sì un amante d'uccelli !

230
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Hè a mo sola passione.
Ùn mi dite micca chì sì !

231
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,219
Oh, ne aghju assai nascosti
passioni. Hè unu.

232
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Ehi, aghju avutu una grande idea.

233
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Vulete ch'e andassi à l'osservazione d'uccelli
cun voi dumani matina.

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Gertrude, hè
assolutamente stupente.

235
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Cunfessu. Tu pussede
putenzi soprannaturali.

236
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Samantha, possu parlà cun voi
in cucina per un minutu?

237
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Quandu ?
Avà !

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Perdonu.

239
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Gertrude hè una strega?

240
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Ha-ha-ha. Darrin!

241
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Hè per quessa chì avete
agitu cusì divertente?

242
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,538
Aghju fattu divertenti ?!

243
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,998
Sò cuntentu chì u ricunnosce.

244
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Oh, vai, Sam !
Vogliu una risposta diretta.

245
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,252
Oh, per amor di u celu.

246
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Per l'amor di Kermit.

247
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,214
Gertrude ùn hè più
d'una strega ca...

248
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chè tù sì ! Pensu cusì.

249
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,302
Oh, mi sò scurdatu di mè stessu
per un minutu.

250
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,386
Oh, nò, ùn avete micca.

251
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:21,681
va bè,
Gertrude hè una strega.

252
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Tutti i mo amichi
sò streghe

253
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è aspettemu solu
per u tempu ghjustu

254
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:27,395
piantà nantu
Morning Glory Circle

255
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,606
è riclamà in u nome
di Belzebub.

256
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Vai, Sam. Smetti di scherzi.

257
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,860
Chi scherza ?

258
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,948
Aghju da verificà
u mo arrosto.

259
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Sam?
Iè, caru ?

260
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Fate qualcosa per mè,
voi?

261
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,184
Qualcosa.

262
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,771
Dimmi onestamente.
Hè o ùn hè micca ?

263
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Hè o ùn hè chì?

264
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Vai, Sam.
Questu hè seriu.

265
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,235
Kermit hà cessatu di frequentà
tutte e so vechje amiche.

266
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Esce cù Gertrude
ogni notte.

267
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Oh! Chì sona seriu.

268
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Ciò chì vogliu sapè hè perchè.

269
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Ùn pensate micca chì duvete
dumandà à Kermit?

270
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Aghju dumandatu à Kermit. Ùn pò micca
capisce ancu.

271
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Hè evidente chì elli
piace assai.

272
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Hè evidenti ch'ella hè una strega.

273
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Face una zitella
deve esse una strega

274
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per fà rinunzià un omu
tutte e so vechje amiche ?

275
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Se l'omu hè Kermit
e Gertrude di a zitella, sì.

276
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Hè ridiculu, Darrin.

277
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Cunnoscu i vostri trucchi, Samantha.

278
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Ùn aghju micca usatu un solu truccu
per riunite.

279
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Chì prova ch'ella hè una strega !

280
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Cumu prova questu?

281
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,315
Cumu sapia
circa Crazy Charlie?

282
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,734
Oh.

283
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,112
Ebbè, aghju ghjustu fattu
per avè principiatu.

284
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Hè assai timida, sapete.

285
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,115
Oh.

286
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,616
È u curlew ?

287
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,119
Li avete purtati un pocu
à principiu di questu annu, nò ?

288
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,996
Eranu in modu in ogni modu.

289
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,455
Era solu una materia
di un paru di settimane.

290
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Sam, capisci
sta tua sciocchezza

291
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,836
puderia finisce cù quelli dui
marità?

292
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,296
Ùn saria micca bellu?

293
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,298
Un scherzu hè un scherzu,
ma questu ùn hè micca scherzu !

294
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,216
Kermit ùn deve esse maritatu
sottu à un incantu.

295
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,969
Caru, nimu ùn si marita
sottu un incantesimu di strega.

296
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,554
Ùn avemu micca
stu tipu di putenza.

297
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,848
Innò?
No.

298
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,809
Un omu scontra una zitella,
si innamurànu,

299
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,477
è li dumanda di marità cù ellu.

300
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,855
Cum'è tù m'hai dumandatu.

301
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:37,400
Cumu sapè chì ùn era micca
sottu u vostru incantu?

302
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,486
Hè ciò chì pensate?

303
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,529
Ùn sò micca ciò chì pensu.

304
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,032
Fora chì pensu
Gertrude hè una strega.

305
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:49,245
Chì avete
contr'à e streghe ?

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Travagliate cun
quellu perfidu Kermit

339
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,417
chì ùn m'hà micca chjamatu
in più di un mese.

340
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,210
Un incantu ?

341
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:23,339
Ebbè, s'ellu hè statu malatu sò sicuru
Puderaghju fà si senti megliu.

342
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,925
Tuttu bè. L'Interlude à 10.

343
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,343
Seraghju quì.

344
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,271
Ciao, Kermit?

345
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,815
Mi dispiace di deludevi,
Gertrude. Sò solu mè.

346
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:44,861
Se sonu cum'è una zitella vertigine
in amore, hè a vostra culpa.

347
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,320
Chì faci sta sera ?

348
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,947
Pensu di andà à dorme prestu.

349
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:51,409
Hè a prima notte in settimane
Ùn vederaghju micca Kermit.

350
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,495
E pensu di sapè perchè.

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他說了一些
非常好的東西。

385
00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,936
很不錯。

386
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,146
你有沒有告訴他那天晚上的事
我們的車壞了

387
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,564
靠近那有趣的路邊小屋嗎？

388
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,525
我們必須步行
穿過雨。

389
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,069
你把我擁入懷中
並載著我。

390
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:09,779
[Kermit] 然後我滑倒了。

391
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,448
我們濺入
那渾水。

392
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,371
我差點忘了。

393
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,705
蘇珊真是個女孩。

394
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,082
我敢打賭。

395
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,708
當達林
今天打電話給我，

396
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,127
我有一些疑慮
我是否應該再見到你。

397
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,420
但現在我不這麼做了。

398
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,882
我敢打賭你們兩個都有
一起度過的美好時光。

399
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,429
不要打賭。你就輸了。

400
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,390
但你說...

401
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,058
柯米特背負著你
穿過雨。

402
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,352
並丟下了我
在泥水坑裡。

403
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:45,398
哦，起伏的肌肉
只不過是乳脂。

404
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,275
但他已經盡力了。

405
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,984
我敢打賭你們在一起一定很開心。

406
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:52,655
樂趣？哦，太可怕了！

407
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,657
我很高興我終於
有機會

408
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:55,700
告訴你。

409
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:59,494
現在，如果你不介意的話，
我想離開。

410
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:02,665
不要猶豫我的帳戶。
不，等等！

411
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,791
為了什麼？

412
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:07,044
我受夠了這個
肌肉發達的加拉哈德爵士。

413
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,754
永遠不要再打電話給我。

414
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,715
這也適合你。

415
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,598
蘇珊從來不說話
就像以前那樣。

416
00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:20,474
這很奇怪。

417
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,602
一開始她是那麼友善。

418
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,271
如果我的妻子她不會
去給她的鼻子搽粉

419
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,815
而不是抽搐它
在別人的事上。

420
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,775
我什麼也沒說。

421
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,777
你不必這樣做。

422
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,845
我正在尋找
史蒂芬斯夫人，有請。

423
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,640
哦，當然。就這樣。

424
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,186
天哪，
看看誰在這裡。

425
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,854
格特魯德！
克米特！

426
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,898
我不知道你是怎麼來到這裡的
但我很高興你這麼做了。

427
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,404
我想問你
一個問題。

428
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,696
你能原諒我們嗎？

429
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,532
是的當然。

430
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,372
泳池很髒。

431
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,332
在愛情和戰爭中一切都是公平的。

432
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,750
薩曼莎，一勞永逸，

433
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,835
停止幹擾
在克米特的妻子中。

434
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,796
生活！

435
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,506
薩曼莎，
格特魯德想要你

436
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,007
和她一起去化妝室。

437
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,509
她在哭。

438
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,427
你對她說什麼了？

439
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,346
我向她求婚了。

440
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,390
恭喜！

441
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,561
好吧，你是什麼？
看起來這麼不高興嗎？

442
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,188
我就是那個
結婚了。

443
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,564
抱歉我有
告訴你這一點，

444
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,525
但似乎沒有
以任何其他方式。

445
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:53,984
告訴我。

446
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,236
你不會相信這一點。

447
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,279
我相信無論什麼
任何人告訴我。

448
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,698
格特魯德是個女巫。

449
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,407
除此之外。
我不是開玩笑！

450
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,284
聽我說，克米特。
現在，看，達林。

451
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,413
別再發表暗示性言論
關於格特魯德.

452
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,999
不然我不會邀請你
去婚禮。

453
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,558
親愛的。

454
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,851
嗯。

455
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:27,852
你最好醒來

456
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,561
或者當我們得到
去婚禮，

457
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,981
格特魯德已經
騎著掃帚飛走了。

458
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:35,484
很搞笑。很搞笑。

459
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,241
哦親愛的。下雨了。

460
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,785
即將發生的事情的預兆
為了可憐的克米特。

461
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,036
達林！

462
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,632
沒有女巫會讓自己
在這樣的日子結婚。

463
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,677
事實上，

464
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,846
甚至沒有女巫會參加
在這樣的日子舉行婚禮。

465
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,071
好的。

466
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,038
一個聯盟體現了
這樣的理想

467
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不被輸入
輕輕地或不經意地，

468
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,460
但虔誠地、謹慎地，

469
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深思熟慮地, 清醒地
並敬畏上帝。

470
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進入這樣的工會
你現在就來加入吧。

471
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:44,178
如果這裡有任何人
誰知道有什麼正當理由

472
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,847
為什麼他們可能不合法
加入婚姻，

473
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我現在需要他
讓它為人所知

474
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或——

475
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:56,190
達林，你不會的
說點什麼吧？

476
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,317
嗯，嗯——

477
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,319
他們這麼多
戀愛中。

478
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而且這不是巫術。

479
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:05,699
你確實相信我，
你不是嗎？

480
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,205
我相信你。

481
00:22:12,705 --> 00:22:15,042
——以後永遠
保持沉默。

482
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,796
你，克米特，
帶走這個女人

483
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成為你的合法妻子，

484
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:23,717
去愛與珍惜，
擁有並持有，

485
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並拋棄所有其他人，

486
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,595
你會黏著她嗎

487
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,265
對她來說只有這麼久
你們兩個都會這樣生活嗎？

488
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,266
我會。

489
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,559
你，格特魯德，

490
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,686
接受這個男人成為你的
合法結婚的丈夫，

491
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,396
去愛與珍惜，

492
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,856
擁有並持有，

493
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,567
並拋棄所有其他人，
你會黏著他嗎

494
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,528
對他來說只有這麼久
你們兩個都會這樣生活嗎？

495
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,488
我會。

496
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,449
我現在宣布你
男人和妻子。

497
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那不是一場精彩的聚會嗎？
太棒了。

498
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,846
你知道，我無法克服
克米特改變了多少。

499
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,222
改變了？

500
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,350
是的，剛剛已經
幾週後他——

501
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,478
嗯，我不知道，
他的表現就像一個——

502
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,689
已婚男人。

503
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,025
你知道一些事情嗎，山姆？
嗯？

504
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,861
愛幾乎可以施展同樣的力量
對一個男人的咒語

505
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,237
作為巫術。

506
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,448
我會讓你進來
一個專業的小秘密。

507
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:31,118
它比
任何我們能想到的東西。

508
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,119
是的。

509
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,374
[達林]哦，孩子。

510
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,001
又來了。

511
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,171
親愛的，對不起。

512
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,089
親愛的，你沒有發現嗎？
一個更安全的地方呢？

513
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,799
這是綁定的
再次發生。

514
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,885
嗯，我想
沒關係。

515
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:49,511
你能幫我一個忙嗎？

516
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:50,596
嗯。

517
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,556
你能把它
又在一起了？

518
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:55,851
我以為你不喜歡我
以此方式糾正錯誤。

519
00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:57,061
我破例了。

520
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,229
請你把它
又在一起了？

521
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,856
好的。

522
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,154
太棒了。

523
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,616
你會喜歡我嗎
施展一點魔法？

524
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:13,035
你？魔法？

525
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:14,244
你有什麼想法？

526
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,414
一些你會喜歡的東西，
我想。

527
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,500
做我的客人。

528
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,926
那麼，你知道什麼？
它起作用了。

529
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,886
那是一個
您可以信賴。

530
00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:34,013
每次都會有效。